serenity

I saw this online from a book-a-holic ...

Lord, please grant me ...
the serenity to accept that I can't read everything,
the time to read and understand everything that I can,
the wisdom to know the difference
[so that I don't have to leave my estate to Amazon.com],
and a sufficiently well-read network of friends
[to tell me all about the books they've read].

Let's see ... modify this way for buffy/knitting ...

Lord, please grant me ...
The serenity to accept that i can't buy EVERY yarn,
The time to knit and watch buffy,
The wisdom to know whether to make tea or open a bottle of wine,
And great girlfriends to stitch & bitch with